PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A